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Ways Cats Are Described As Assholes Without Actually Being Called an Asshole

When you know that the cat is kind of an asshole, but can't just CALL the cat an asshole

cats, pets

During the day, Beau is friendly and inquisitive. However, when the sun goes down, you get to meet NIGHT BEAU.



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Silas is a very unique cat with a wonderful personality and a few quirks! His smartness can get him into trouble, and he'd benefit from a family who can stay one step ahead of him!



For example, Silas loves to see what's on the stove, and quite enjoys running across it, even when it's hot, this has led to him having accidents! The family that adopts Silas will need to make sure they are able to keep him safe by removing him from situations where he can come to harm. His foster family has to put him in another room with the door closed every time they cook. He is also a climber, and will scale Christmas trees and windows, eventually sharing his sweet meow which means "rescue me".



Silas also has an incredible appreciation for fine food, and can open bags to get into it, as well as makes a beeline for drinks, including wine! This means his forever family needs to make sure his love of all things culinary is kept in check! While a grilled steak can be enjoyed by Mr Silas, a glass of wine, not so much!



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Bongo is working on giving his humans space when they are eating their meals.

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Dot is a very good eater and has no problem using her less-than-three tiny pounds to intimidate the 15 pound resident cat in her foster home out of his food! She used to have stains on her muzzle from shoving her whole face in her food!

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I love to play with lots of toys. I am even a professional baseball player. If you throw me one of those pom-pom balls I will hit it with my paw. I could even be a hockey player. I'm just so athletic! But like any athelete, I like to play a little rough - which is why I need to be adopted into a home without children.



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Hi, my name is Jaydon! I am a handsome boy with breathtaking yellow eyes. One look at me and you will want to take me home! I am such a loving boy but I just need to be in the purrfect home in order to be ME!

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HI! My name is Peto The White Walker, Peto for short, and I am the most gorgeous cat in the universe.

I really love looking out the window. My new home needs to have a window that I can bird watch from. I love watching the birds so much I jump up and up on the glass trying to get them!

I also love following my foster mommy around. I usually have to supervise her and tell her how to do things properly! She thinks it's so funny, but I just like to be the boss. I think this is why I don't other cats; they get in the way of how I like to rule my home - so I need to be the only feline in my family. Children scare me, so my new home should only be with adults who want realize how handsome I am, and want to dote on me all the time.

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Hairy Sam will sit on your lap at night but he does not like to be petted while there. He likes to sniff hands first and then accepts only 1-2 pats. He will need regular nail trimming at the groomer’s or vet office as he is not content to let his foster Mom do it. If you disobey these rules, he will slap you. He doesn’t hit with claws, he just wants his space. Hairy Sam will also wash your hair while you sleep.

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They will both try and mooch food if you're eating and Ramses has terrible table manners. He'll wait until you're not paying attention and steal what he wants from your plate or hand. It'll take some patience to break him of that habit.



Ramses has only growled once and that was when he was eating a piece of pita bread and his brother got a little too curious.

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Misty (also called Mizz or sometimes Mustard) definitely has a lot of "cattitude" to spread around!



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Hi! My name is T-Rex, but my foster dad likes to call me Terror because I like to cause trouble when he's at work! I don't need a lot of fancy things in my abode, just some wet cat food and toys, please! In fact, if there's a nice couch, I might scratch it up, so please make sure my nails are trimmed!



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However, don't be fooled, when it comes to mealtime, Bowser will try to keep the food all to himself. Once he hears the sound of his food bowl filling, he'll run over as fast as possible, lay half of his body on the bowl and growl at any kitty (never a human!) who tries to eat some as well. It's a funny clash to his typical delicate flower-like personality.





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Hi! My name is Onyx! I gaze through the window a lot - in a previous life I used to play outside and I miss it very much, I get bored staying indoors. I'm very curious, and when I want food or attention, I can get a little naughty, especially at dawn and dusk! I live by my own rules, so you better be patient and disciplined to make me follow yours! What else would expect from a confident black cat? Oh! I also demand a lot of cuddles and kisses!

Ways Cats Are Described As Assholes Without Actually Being Called an Asshole
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Tags Cats, Pets
Type Google Doc
Published 21/06/2020, 01:51:10

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